thy Kingdoms have Come

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the stuff that occurs in the spirit world (Heaven, Hell, and Purgatory) tends to manifest here on Earth. 

note: the mapping isn't always one-to-one. 

for instance, Lucifer once sneezed while he was peeing and accidently came to Earth as zombie-Rasputin...it was gross.