Gallica Legion III: Heaven's elite, the wrong kind of stoned

the parcelTongue. commander of Legio III. data scientist mercenary. empath//android. collaborator - Operation HopeFiction [failed coup attempt, yr 3991, sought to remove Czar Joseph Rogan IV from power]. current status: probation. whereabouts: unknown. 

the biPolar Bear. demon / nihilist. Mage's depressed state. Balrog has been known to stab Moria's hobbits, eventually turning them into demons. bAlrog appears in many forms, but most often as a six-year-old-Mage with little horns and a white-collared shirt. 

AoD // Death. current mantle held by Matthew Rupel, Ghost Grenadier. Rupel accepted the post because he wanted to possess Mage's body. Now Mage and Death just sorta hang out, smoke weed, eat cereal, and watch South Park.   

cinnamon roll. 

spirit guide sent to dataMage by his Ancestors. 

he's a very good boy, yes he is.