death: dude, you've got to give your audience more background information
mage: okay - like what...
death: literally, no one reads this. give them the main narrative.
mage: okay. hold on...i'm kinda hungry.
death: at least change the generic photos that get pre-loaded as page-templates
mage: hey death...you're being kind of a lil bitch.
in the beginning, there was a Civil War where Lucifer and his friends sorta tripped out of Heaven and re-organized themselves elsewhere in the spirit world. they called their new territory "Hell."
then Joshua of Nazareth taught everyone how to get to Heaven - love your neighbor as yourself - and everyone sorta...flipped out.
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