The Hell Imperium: accommodating all flavors of sin

Sovereign of Hell // Her Lady the Holy Hellhound. Jean was supposed to ascend to the throne of France, introduce a Golden Age, and swing the pendulum toward the Matriarchy ("Team Vag") but the Catholic Church set her on fire; the debate over whether or not to rescue her was what started The Divine Civil War. As a consolation prize, Lucifer and Michael just sorta...gave Hell's Throne to Jean.

The Gentlemen's Fantasy League  // The GFL  // The 13 Beacons of Santa Clara. Various members of the SCU pep band summoned dataMage by accident during a beer pong game. Their reward is that they each govern a sector of Hell (under Joan's command). Of course, being total gambling degenerates, The Governors have started betting prisoners, territories, and borders --what a bunch of assholes. 

Original God of Sound // former editor of The Serra Jesuit. dataMage and Ohm met in high school. They were the nerds who actually read for AP English and even worked on the high school newspaper together. Ohm was responsible for Arts & Entertainment and Mage handled Opinions & Editorials. It was way too much power for Mage, but Ohm did well.

soccer player. 

lesbian.

spiritual advisor.