Ypsi Prison System, Inc: the best kind of chaotic Evil

too busy for disputes between puny gods, the Wardeness leaves the day-to-day administration of an ancient, multi-dimensional spiritual prison to her assistant. she's not "profiting" off the Divine Civil War (Narrator: that's exactly what she's doing). wields the twin axes Eros and Thanatos.

Irish runaway // Fae.  the Wardeness sorta just felt bad for Suzan, so she took her on as an Executive Assistant. this turned out well: Suzan shows signs of powerful faerie magic, but she's learning still, so...things in YPSI get weird. 

the philosopher-King of YPSI. kings and queens and tyrants have all sought DEMETRIUS' counsel at various points throughout human History. if you want to build an empire, if you want the Words to spark revolution - he's your skeleton. has a bone to pick with the Wardeness [Narrator: lol she let him go]

the Christ // definitely NOT Colin Kaepernick. Spotify's most wanted, Prisoner No. 7 is half-black and sports tattoo-sleeves. he's been seen scoring rushing touchdowns for YPSI Hustle, the inter-dimensional-flag-football team. [Narrator: it is astounding how much Jesus looks like Kap]