Spotify's Heaven Premium: not Evil, just a lil Fascist...

Peter the Apostle // Petra. douche nugget#1 tried to checkmate Jesus into enabling the Patriarchy to last another few centuries. his coup went swimmingly except for two things: 1) Jesus pulled a Pontius Pilot and 2) St Michael went into hiding...with Heaven's army

[Narrator: lol, peter u nerd].

the Voice of God //  the Herald. douche nugget #2 is pleading the 5th on this one! 

that's right - god 's silence speaks volumes as to how...He...feels about the current power structures.

Tzar and Holy Papa Suprema of the Catholic Temple. brought to you by Papa John's! douche nugget #3 is the Earthly-power.  Spotify and Papa John's are just fronts for Heaven to manipulate things among human civ - adapting and flexing in this cowardly new world.  their puppet? the Holy Papa Suprema!

the SS. a reference to the Nazi paramilitary organization - The Schutzstaffe [Narrator: the author hoped that one was obvious but...ya know...don't wanna assume that the audience isn't filled with morons]. 

imagine if the CIA had been weaponized to spy on political enemies of the state. ya know...Fascist stuff.